i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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