I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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