considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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