I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Come share oat with me in your robe
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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