I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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