shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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