I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Randomize
