Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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