Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Dicks are not precious.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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