I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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