he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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