They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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