I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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