ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
