Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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