I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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