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(502): View more from Kentucky

guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.

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(618): View more from Illinois

So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.

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(352): View more from Florida

Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes

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I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk

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(573): View more from Missouri

you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?

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(503): View more from Oregon

Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?

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(212): View more from New York

be right there i have to get my cape

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(972): View more from Texas

What the fuck dude?

(214): View more from Texas

Sorry bro...

(972): View more from Texas

YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"

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