I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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