I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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