i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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