question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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