There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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