Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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