I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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