You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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