I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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