I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
