i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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