I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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