I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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