I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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