Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Randomize
