I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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