So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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