I don't remember. Are we still dating?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
