I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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