i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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