Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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