Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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