Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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