Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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