i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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