absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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