I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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