Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
