Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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