It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Randomize
