If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Randomize
