Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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