wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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